Okay... he walks in... and... he... sees, no, smells her! Yeah! And it makes him... horny... NO, Hungry. Oh, God. Yes. It's so simple. It was right there in front of our noses for so long. I can't believe I was the first to put it down!

-From the hand held recorder of a bestselling author.

Neely has added a few of his screeds to the "Writings" section of this site. He has a theory concerning Brad Pitt that is pretty stupid. Check it out.

-Zeblinz